TOP 10 BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF 2013

You have seen the Salty Kernel’s Top 20 lists of 2013, and if you have not then clickety click and go and see them now, and while those lists were positive it is time to share the not so awesome films. The films that some call the Raspberries, The Worst of, Razzies and Turkey Awards. Well, you may have noticed that we have certain “popcorn” theme here at Salty and I would like to present to you our inaugural TOP 10 BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN for the Year 2013.

You know when you get your pre popped popcorn at the cinemas and right down the bottom of the bucket are some burnt pieces, you don’t quite see them as the lights are dimmed, you put them in your mouth and bite down. That bite either breaks a tooth or has you lunging for the Cola or M&Ms to wash out that taste. Well, is this not the perfect metaphor for the shit films for the year? Haha. This is a collaborative list, we all voted (well most of us anyway – three slackers have been incommunicado) and then I tallied our lists to present to you our joint list. Number 1 was a hands down near unanimous pick, this of course would not surprise many of you. I have to say the list is pretty damn close to my total list, with one exception – I may be one of the only people on the planet who enjoyed AFTER EARTH 🙂 I am a huge Will and Jaden Smith fan and love sci-fi – besides the cheesy script I found this a decent sci-fi. But it is not all about me haha – the kernels have voted!

What are your thoughts? What do you think we missed? What would you have liked to have seen added or removed from our list.

Enjoy – looking forward to another year of awesome and burnt pieces of shit films for us to write about!

10) BROKEN CITY

SALTY POPCORN'S BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF THE YEAR, WORST MOVIES OF 2013, HANSEL AND GRETEL, GROWN UPS 2, A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD, RED 2, THE LONE RANGER, BROKEN CITY, AFTER EARTH, RUNNER RUNNER, PARANOIA, SCARY MOVIE 5, SALTY POPCORN, BURNT POPCORN, SALTY KERNELS, TOP 10, LIST
SALTY POPCORN’S BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF 2013

9) PARANOIA

SALTY POPCORN'S BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF THE YEAR, WORST MOVIES OF 2013, HANSEL AND GRETEL, GROWN UPS 2, A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD, RED 2, THE LONE RANGER, BROKEN CITY, AFTER EARTH, RUNNER RUNNER, PARANOIA, SCARY MOVIE 5, SALTY POPCORN, BURNT POPCORN, SALTY KERNELS, TOP 10, LIST
SALTY POPCORN’S BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF 2013

8) RUNNER RUNNER

SALTY POPCORN'S BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF THE YEAR, WORST MOVIES OF 2013, HANSEL AND GRETEL, GROWN UPS 2, A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD, RED 2, THE LONE RANGER, BROKEN CITY, AFTER EARTH, RUNNER RUNNER, PARANOIA, SCARY MOVIE 5, SALTY POPCORN, BURNT POPCORN, SALTY KERNELS, TOP 10, LIST
SALTY POPCORN’S BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF 2013

7) A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD

SALTY POPCORN'S BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF THE YEAR, WORST MOVIES OF 2013, HANSEL AND GRETEL, GROWN UPS 2, A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD, RED 2, THE LONE RANGER, BROKEN CITY, AFTER EARTH, RUNNER RUNNER, PARANOIA, SCARY MOVIE 5, SALTY POPCORN, BURNT POPCORN, SALTY KERNELS, TOP 10, LIST
SALTY POPCORN’S BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF 2013

6) HANSEL AND GRETEL

SALTY POPCORN'S BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF THE YEAR, WORST MOVIES OF 2013, HANSEL AND GRETEL, GROWN UPS 2, A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD, RED 2, THE LONE RANGER, BROKEN CITY, AFTER EARTH, RUNNER RUNNER, PARANOIA, SCARY MOVIE 5, SALTY POPCORN, BURNT POPCORN, SALTY KERNELS, TOP 10, LIST
SALTY POPCORN’S BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF 2013

5) RED 2 (DARA LOVED THIS ONE)

SALTY POPCORN'S BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF THE YEAR, WORST MOVIES OF 2013, HANSEL AND GRETEL, GROWN UPS 2, A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD, RED 2, THE LONE RANGER, BROKEN CITY, AFTER EARTH, RUNNER RUNNER, PARANOIA, SCARY MOVIE 5, SALTY POPCORN, BURNT POPCORN, SALTY KERNELS, TOP 10, LIST
SALTY POPCORN’S BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF 2013

4) THE LONE RANGER 

SALTY POPCORN'S BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF THE YEAR, WORST MOVIES OF 2013, HANSEL AND GRETEL, GROWN UPS 2, A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD, RED 2, THE LONE RANGER, BROKEN CITY, AFTER EARTH, RUNNER RUNNER, PARANOIA, SCARY MOVIE 5, SALTY POPCORN, BURNT POPCORN, SALTY KERNELS, TOP 10, LIST
SALTY POPCORN’S BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF 2013

3) AFTER EARTH (JK LOVED THIS ONE)

SALTY POPCORN'S BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF THE YEAR, WORST MOVIES OF 2013, HANSEL AND GRETEL, GROWN UPS 2, A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD, RED 2, THE LONE RANGER, BROKEN CITY, AFTER EARTH, RUNNER RUNNER, PARANOIA, SCARY MOVIE 5, SALTY POPCORN, BURNT POPCORN, SALTY KERNELS, TOP 10, LIST
SALTY POPCORN’S BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF 2013

2) SCARY MOVIE 5 (FUNNY REVIEW FROM BEN AND ADAM)

SALTY POPCORN'S BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF THE YEAR, WORST MOVIES OF 2013, HANSEL AND GRETEL, GROWN UPS 2, A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD, RED 2, THE LONE RANGER, BROKEN CITY, AFTER EARTH, RUNNER RUNNER, PARANOIA, SCARY MOVIE 5, SALTY POPCORN, BURNT POPCORN, SALTY KERNELS, TOP 10, LIST
SALTY POPCORN’S BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF 2013

Drumroll……………………………………………………………..

Our biggest BURNT PIECE OF SHIT POPCORN FOR THE YEAR is……. (no surprises)………..

SERIOULSY SANDLER – RETIRE!!!!!!!!!

1) GROWN UPS 2

SALTY POPCORN'S BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF THE YEAR, WORST MOVIES OF 2013, HANSEL AND GRETEL, GROWN UPS 2, A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD, RED 2, THE LONE RANGER, BROKEN CITY, AFTER EARTH, RUNNER RUNNER, PARANOIA, SCARY MOVIE 5, SALTY POPCORN, BURNT POPCORN, SALTY KERNELS, TOP 10, LIST
SALTY POPCORN’S BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES OF 2013