Salty’s Top 20 Pieces of Shit Movies for 2017

2017 has seen so many sublime movies. A year that appears to have seen quality in film skyrocket. But always with greatness there must be balance and as such, as always, there was a lot of shit. I mean some stuff so shit it shouldn’t have seen production in the first place and made the Salty Kernels gag hard. My eternal gratefulness to the Salty Kernels in their support of watching a lot of shit with me and continuing the now ten year old Salty Popcorn. I now present to you the Salty Popcorn Top 20 Pieces of Shit Movies of 2017. The funny thing is the first two I loved haha – but the Kernels have spoken :).

 

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword Movie Poster image

20        King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

I actually loved this movie and own it on Blu Ray – thought it was marvellous haha. But the rest of the team had it in their votes  as a piece of shit so I had to include it – hence the last, Number 20, position.

Salty Score from JK: 4 Pops – RT Score: 30%

 

Power Rangers Movie poster image

19        Power Rangers

LOL – I actually also enjoyed this one – it stayed true to the TV show I grew up watching and actually am looking forward to the next one in the series. Again my Kernels have voted :(.

Salty Score from JK: 3.5 Pops – RT Score: 44%

 

Valerian Movie Poster image

18       Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Salty Score from JK: 2.5 Pops RT Score: 49%

 

Geostorm Movie Poster image

17       Geostorm

Salty Score from Kernel Jack: 2 Pops – RT Score: 13%

 

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Movie Poster image

16       Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

Salty Score from Kernel Jack: 2 Pops – RT Score: 36%

 

The Mummy Movie Poster image

15       The Mummy

Salty Score from JK: 2 Pops – RT Score: 16%

 

The Dinner Movie Poster image

14       The Dinner

Salty Score from Kernel John: 2 Pops – RT Score: 48%

 

Transformers: The Last Knight poster image

13       Transformers: The Last Knight

Salty Score from JK: 2 Pops – RT Score: 16%

 

Flatliners Movie Poster image

12       Flatliners

Salty Score from Kernel Jack: 1.5 Pops – RT Score: 5%

 

A Few Less Men | Salty Popcorn Movie Review | Movie Poster image

11       A Few Less Men

Salty Score from Kernel Jack: 1.5 Pops – RT Score: 15%

 

Assassin's Creed Movie Poster image

10       Assassin’s Creed

Salty Score from Kernel Blake: 1.5 Pops – RT Score: 17%

 

All Eyez on Me Move Poster image

9         All Eyez On Me

This was a funny one, Kernel Jack panned it – it was in all honesty a piece of shit, but the Cousin of the filmmaker sent us, or more Jack, a threatening tweet. We totally thought Jack was going to be shot drive-by style after we posted the review.

Salty Score from Kernel Jack: 1.5 Pops – RT Score: 18%

 

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8         Baywatch

I got so angry at this movie – it was the end of my support for anything from Zac Efron, until he redeemed himself in THE GREATEST SHOWMAN. My god BAYWATCH was a piece of shit.

Salty Score from JK: 1.5 Pops – RT Score: 18%

 

Wonder Wheel Movie Poster image

7         Wonder Wheel

Salty Score from Kernel Jack: 1.5 Pops – RT Score: 30%

 

The Snowman Movie Poster image

6         The Snowman

Salty Score from Kernel Blake: 1.5 Pops RT Score: 8%

 

CHIPS Movie Poster image

5         Chips

Salty Score from Kernel Jack: 1 Pops – RT Score: 17%

 

Fifty Shades Darker Movie Poster image

4         Fifty Shades Darker

Salty Score from Kernel Jack: 1 Pops – RT Score: 10%

 

The Dark Tower Movie Poster image

3         The Dark Tower

Salty Score from Kernel Blake: 1 Pops – RT Score: 16%

 

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2         Rings

Salty Score from Kernel Jack: 0.5 Pops – RT Score: 7%

 

…………………..and the biggest piece of shit for 2017 couldn’t be more appropriate – it was almost ironic……………………..

 

 

The Emoji Movie Poster image

1          Emoji Movie

Salty Score from Kernel Jack: 0.5 Pops – RT Score: 9%

 

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