Salty’s Top 20 Pieces of Shit Movies for 2017

2017 has seen so many sublime movies. A year that appears to have seen quality in film skyrocket. But always with greatness there must be balance and as such, as always, there was a lot of shit. I mean some stuff so shit it shouldn’t have seen production in the first place and made the gag hard. My eternal gratefulness to the in their support of watching a lot of shit with me and continuing the now ten year old . I now present to you the Top 20 Pieces of Shit Movies of 2017. The funny thing is the first two I loved haha – but the Kernels have spoken :).

 

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20        King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

I actually loved this movie and own it on Blu Ray – thought it was marvellous haha. But the rest of the team had it in their votes  as a piece of shit so I had to include it – hence the last, Number 20, position.

Salty Score from JK: 4 Pops – RT Score: 30%

 

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19        Power Rangers

LOL – I actually also enjoyed this one – it stayed true to the TV show I grew up watching and actually am looking forward to the next one in the series. Again my Kernels have voted :(.

Salty Score from JK: 3.5 Pops – RT Score: 44%

 

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18       Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Salty Score from JK: 2.5 Pops RT Score: 49%

 

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17       Geostorm

Salty Score from Kernel Jack: 2 Pops – RT Score: 13%

 

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Movie Poster image

16       Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

Salty Score from Kernel Jack: 2 Pops – RT Score: 36%

 

The Mummy Movie Poster image

15       The Mummy

Salty Score from JK: 2 Pops – RT Score: 16%

 

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14       The Dinner

Salty Score from Kernel John: 2 Pops – RT Score: 48%

 

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13       Transformers: The Last Knight

Salty Score from JK: 2 Pops – RT Score: 16%

 

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12       Flatliners

Salty Score from Kernel Jack: 1.5 Pops – RT Score: 5%

 

A Few Less Men | Salty Popcorn Movie Review | Movie Poster image

11       A Few Less Men

Salty Score from Kernel Jack: 1.5 Pops – RT Score: 15%

 

Assassin's Creed Movie Poster image

10       Assassin’s Creed

Salty Score from Kernel Blake: 1.5 Pops – RT Score: 17%

 

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9         All Eyez On Me

This was a funny one, Kernel Jack panned it – it was in all honesty a piece of shit, but the Cousin of the filmmaker sent us, or more Jack, a threatening tweet. We totally thought Jack was going to be shot drive-by style after we posted the review.

Salty Score from Kernel Jack: 1.5 Pops – RT Score: 18%

 

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8         Baywatch

I got so angry at this movie – it was the end of my support for anything from Zac Efron, until he redeemed himself in THE GREATEST SHOWMAN. My god was a piece of shit.

Salty Score from JK: 1.5 Pops – RT Score: 18%

 

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7         Wonder Wheel

Salty Score from Kernel Jack: 1.5 Pops – RT Score: 30%

 

The Snowman Movie Poster image

6         The Snowman

Salty Score from Kernel Blake: 1.5 Pops RT Score: 8%

 

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5         Chips

Salty Score from Kernel Jack: 1 Pops – RT Score: 17%

 

Fifty Shades Darker Movie Poster image

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Salty Score from Kernel Jack: 1 Pops – RT Score: 10%

 

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3         The Dark Tower

Salty Score from Kernel Blake: 1 Pops – RT Score: 16%

 

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2         Rings

Salty Score from Kernel Jack: 0.5 Pops – RT Score: 7%

 

…………………..and the biggest piece of shit for 2017 couldn’t be more appropriate – it was almost ironic……………………..

 

 

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Salty Score from Kernel Jack: 0.5 Pops – RT Score: 9%