THE SALTY POPCORN WORST MOVIES OF 2014

The films that some call the Raspberries, The Worst of, Razzies and Turkey Awards. Well, you may have noticed that we have certain “popcorn” theme here at Salty and I would like to present to you our 2nd annual TOP 10 BURNT PIECES OF SHIT POPCORN MOVIES for the Year 2014. In layman’s terms or non swear words in my mum’s words – the Worst Movies of 2014. 

You know when you get your pre popped popcorn at the cinemas and right down the bottom of the bucket are some burnt pieces, you don’t quite see them as the lights are dimmed, you put them in your mouth and bite down. That bite either breaks a tooth or has you lunging for the Cola or M&Ms to wash out that taste. Well, is this not the perfect metaphor for the shit films for the year? Haha. This is a collaborative list, based on our scores throughout the year. Number 1 was described by a Kernel as a War Crime, I am thinking a word error and an actual film crime against humanity and intelligence. The good news – no Adam Sandler films in the list this year.

What are your thoughts? What do you think we missed? What would you have liked to have seen added or removed from our list.

Enjoy – looking forward to another year of awesome and burnt pieces of shit films for us to write about! Enjoy our Worst Movies of 2014.

10) HORRIBLE BOSSES 2

 

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HORRIBLE BOSSES 2 | SALTY POPCORN MOVIE REVIEW | MOVIE POSTER IMAGE

 

9) A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST

 

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A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST | THE SALTY POPCORN REVIEW | THE MOVIE POSTER

 

8) GODZILLA

 

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GODZILLA | THE SALTY POPCORN REVIEW | MOVIE POSTER

 

7) TRANSCENDENCE

 

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TRANSCENDENCE | THE SALTY POPCORN REVIEW | THE JOHNNY DEPP MOVIE POSTER

 

6) DELIVER US FROM EVIL

 

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DELIVER US FROM EVIL | SALTY POPCORN MOVIE REVIEW | MOVIE POSTER

 

5) INTO THE STORM

 

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INTO THE STORM | SALTY POPCORN MOVIE REVIEW | MOVIE POSTER

 

4) TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXCREMENT

 

Transformers, Transformers 4, Transformers Age of Extinction, Age of Extinction, Trailer Release, Mark Wahlberg, Jack Reynor, Nicola Peltz, Ehren Kruger, Michael Bay
TRANSFORMERS 4: THE AGE OF EXTINCTION TRAILER LAUNCH – OPTIMUS PRIME POSTER

 

3) POMPEII

 

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POMPEII – THE SALTY POPCORN REVIEW – MOVIE POSTER

 

2) AND SO IT GOES

 

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AND SO IT GOES | SALTY POPCORN MOVIE REVIEW | MOVIE POSTER

 

Drumroll……………………………………………………………..

 

Our biggest BURNT PIECE OF SHIT POPCORN FOR THE YEAR is……. (no surprises)………..

 

1) SEX TAPE

 

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SEX TAPE | MOVIE REVIEW | MOVIE POSTER