SNOWPIERCER | MOVIE REVIEW

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SNOWPIERCER is hands down the best action film of 2014, it will also easily make my top films of the year and is one of the most underrated and under-marketed films ever. I have no shame in saying it – the film is a freaking masterpiece of dystopian action. It has an epic epic epic cast, mostly all English or American actors you all know and is directed by Korean director, Joon-ho Bong...

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DELIVER US FROM EVIL | MOVIE REVIEW

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DELIVER US FROM EVIL is that Eric Bana “horror”, possession film you keep hearing about. It’s a debate as to which of our Salty Kernels is more horror obsessed, Kernel Mitch or Kernel Andrew. Andrew locked Mitch in the basement with the Babadook for this one and headed off to the screening. He was a tad disappointed, as it would appear, a lot of critics are about this film. I will still see it – I like my clichéd Latin spurting contortion horror...

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DEVIL’S KNOT | MOVIE REVIEW

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DEVIL’S KNOT is the dramatic re-telling of the “Memphis Three’” – it is about the horrendous and evil murder of three young children in 1993 and the subsequent farce trial that saw three oddball goth devil worshiping teenagers sent to jail for 18yrs for sticking it to their religious bible-belt town. In 2011 these (no longer) teens were released from jail...

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3 DAYS TO KILL | BLU RAY REVIEW & GIVEAWAY

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3 DAYS TO KILL is a somewhat comical action film. Call it Costner’s attempt at TAKEN (Liam Neeson) but made by McG. I love Costner, he has been one of my fave actors for years. Probably because when I started working in cinemas DANCES WITH WOLVES came out not long after and basically the film played for so long it literally set the tone to the environment to work. That soundtrack still hums around inside my brain...

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KLONDIKE | DVD REVIEW & GIVEAWAY

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Robb Stark is not dead, the sneaky King of the North was frozen alive and defrosted years later in the late 1890s to attempt to regain his riches with a mate by battling the brilliant but brutal landscape during the Klondike gold rush. KLONDIKE is the Discovery Channel’s first-ever scripted miniseries and was directed by Simon Cellan Jones and executive produced by Ridley Scott...

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THE BATTERY | HORROR REVIEW

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Oops to THE BATTERY slipping through the cracks – we are a month or two late in posting the review, apologies to Accent Film and Gryphon Entertainment. But you can rest assured it is well and truly out on DVD at the moment. Kernel Mitch hit this one up and he was not a huge fan. I am going to watch this one though – I love the trailer, I love all things zombie and this looks like yet another new take on the genre. I am up for it...

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VENUS IN FUR | MOVIE REVIEW

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Friday night is my DVD night, ok more Blu Ray night, I have a lazy meal, a bottle of wine and curl up with Dark (the cat) to watch something fun. It is usually an actiony thing I can lose myself in and stop thinking. But last night nothing was taking my fancy, everything was just m’eh to me...

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SEX TAPE | MOVIE REVIEW

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Kernel Andrew headed off to review this Diaz/ Segel comedy, SEX TAPE, I was quite surprised he wanted to view this one, not really his thing, but, he advises he loves Jason Segel. He is not a fan, you will gather this from below and to be honest the entire idea of SEX TAPE turned me off, just wasn’t interested. That being said, I saw the R Rated trailer (attached below) for the first time while putting the article together and I lolled a lot...

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