THE GRAND SEDUCTION | MOVIE REVIEW

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It is that awesome time of the year when the POSSIBLE WORLDS FILM FESTIVAL returns to Australia from the 7th to the 17th August, this is one of my favourite film festivals of the year. POSSIBLE WORLDS is a US and Canadian Film Festival but they play art house films that you generally would not see at your local multiplex...

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SOME VELVET MORNING | MOVIE REVIEW

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Kernel Dara Shashoua hit up this arthouse romantic drama, SOME VELVET MORNING, starring Stanley Tucci and Alice Eve, in fact, they are all the film stars. This is a pure social commentary film on relationships and the head games people love to play. SOME VELVET MORNING is releasing this Thursday 31st July in Australia on a very limited release from Umbrella Entertainment, it is rated MA15+ and runs for 82mins. It is playing ONLY at Cinema Nova (V...

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CONQUEST | BOOK REVIEW

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KERNEL Josh Browne reviews CONQUEST, the first in a series of books called THE CHRONICLES OF THE INVADERS coming from John Connolly and his partner Jennifer Ridyard. This science fiction has been released already from Hachette Australia and can be purchased HERE. The book is classifed “young adult science fiction” and is 480 pages long, although the book is suited to all ages that enjoy a good science fiction. Enjoy Josh’s review below……....

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THE KEEPER OF LOST CAUSES | MOVIE REVIEW

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Kernel Andrew hits up THE KEEPER OF LOST CAUSES (aka KVINDEN I BURET), a Danish crime thriller, that to me just looks spectacular, I will definitely be seeing this one, European, cop drama thriller, it is something us older people now thrive on. Am watching LINE OF DUTY at the moment and obsessing over this, BROADCHURCH and so on. THE KEEPER OF LOST CAUSES is being released on July 31st into quite a few cinemas from MADMAN FILMS – you can find th...

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HERCULES | MOVIE REVIEW

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The second HERCULES film for 2014 is out – this is “The Rock” one, not the other won THE LEGEND OF HERCULES starring the Twilight hottie, Kellan Lutz...

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SNOWPIERCER | MOVIE REVIEW

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SNOWPIERCER is hands down the best action film of 2014, it will also easily make my top films of the year and is one of the most underrated and under-marketed films ever. I have no shame in saying it – the film is a freaking masterpiece of dystopian action. It has an epic epic epic cast, mostly all English or American actors you all know and is directed by Korean director, Joon-ho Bong...

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DELIVER US FROM EVIL | MOVIE REVIEW

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DELIVER US FROM EVIL is that Eric Bana “horror”, possession film you keep hearing about. It’s a debate as to which of our Salty Kernels is more horror obsessed, Kernel Mitch or Kernel Andrew. Andrew locked Mitch in the basement with the Babadook for this one and headed off to the screening. He was a tad disappointed, as it would appear, a lot of critics are about this film. I will still see it – I like my clichéd Latin spurting contortion horror...

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DEVIL’S KNOT | MOVIE REVIEW

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DEVIL’S KNOT is the dramatic re-telling of the “Memphis Three’” – it is about the horrendous and evil murder of three young children in 1993 and the subsequent farce trial that saw three oddball goth devil worshiping teenagers sent to jail for 18yrs for sticking it to their religious bible-belt town. In 2011 these (no longer) teens were released from jail...

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